Tried installing Wordpress today on my Ubuntu and gave up after Step Two. I tried. I really did.
I surfed the website and read The Famous 5-Minute Install only to realize the wisdom of my predecessors when they said it was more like The Famous 5-Hour Install.
Step 1: Download and Extract
First of all, I didn’t know how to find where MySQL was and even Wen had to go through a series of convoluted command prompts in the Terminal screen to find out where it was located (/var/www). It was so convoluted that he refused to tell me how he did it. Then I downloaded Wordpress and extracted the package by typing "tar -xzvf wordpress.tar.gz" in the Terminal. Next, I typed "sudo mv wordpress /var/www", entered my password and Voilia! the file was moved to the same folder where MySQL was located.
Random Tip: Command prompt "cd ~" returns you to home directory
Step 2: Create the Database & User
I decided to use phpMyAdmin since that was recommended by JP. Wen advised me to download the gzip file from The phpMyAdmin Project site and repeat the steps I did with the wordpress file; move it to the "/var/www" folder. I managed to do that in a couple of minutes but immediately went back to being stumped.
According to the directions, I was supposed to see a dropdown menu appear magically on the left of the screen. That didn’t happen so after staring blankly and praying that the dropdown would magically appear, I decided that it was more efficient to check with Wen. He told me to open a browser and type "localhost", then click on phpMyAdmin (not before noting that the file name was rather long and that I may want to rename it).
After some hocus pocus getting more help from Wen, I finally saw the page with a Database dropdown. I proceeded to create a new database and add a new user. Everything was fine for about two minutes until I reached this step:
3. Return to the Privileges screen and click the Check privileges icon on the user you’ve just created for WordPress. In the Database-specific privileges section, select the database you’ve just created for WordPress under the Add privileges to the following database dropdown. The page will refresh with privileges for that database. Click Check All to select all privileges, and click Go.
It did not make any sense simply because whenever I tried to check on the user, it would delete the user and I’d have to repeat "add a new user" a few times before I turned my head to look despondently at Wen. Actually, I think I just sorta wailed his name. He walked over, took a look and told me to ignore those remaining steps and move on to "Setting up wp-config.php".
That was when I decided to stop because it was just taking way too much time.
The course so far has been extremely successful in making me feel stupid. I probably need to do a lot more reading up but for now, most of the technical terms just do not make much sense. The good news is it’s making me appreciate my personal geek even more.











